Monday, November 11: the Haikus
by david    November 11, 2002

up early for work.
crap, ants swarming kitchen sink.
the battle begins.

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killing ants is not
as simple as it appears.
sneaky wee fuckers.

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shit on a stick fuck.
they are fucking everywhere.
where do they come from?

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they've stolen the cat.
with luck, the brave Westley will
eat their precious queen.

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finish with the ants.
now to feed the seahorses
and rush out the door.

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driving to work: crap!
forgot my wallet and cell.
stupid fucking ants.

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arrive at work: late.
wait -- boss is on vacation!
much loud rejoicing.

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glance at calendar --
fuck! forgot my dad's birthday!
call on Homestore's dime.

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father is not home.
now: call exterminator.
sigh. what's the damn use?

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last thing: CSP.
wrack brain for fresh, new content.
hello to haikus.

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Clark Schpiell update done.
5pm? How time does fly!
no work done today.